Hello. You’ve reached Eustace and Claire Bully. If you’re calling for Danny, please try his cell phone. If you are from the factory calling for Eustace, please leave your name and number and he’ll get back to you as soon as he is able. Thanks!
I’m calling for Claire. You’re the only one left now, correct? I’ve had the distinct pleasure of meeting your son Daniel. He’s quite the attention grabber–nothing like his father. Unfortunately, our time here must end.
I’m a parent myself, Claire, so I’ll give you fair warning. Come to the Motor City Bedlam Complex in Flint and get your son and husband out of here before the walls bury them. A conservative estimate gives you a week or so.
This has been Howard Fettel. You know the number…
Goodbye, Mrs. Bully.
Also, you have an adorable tabby. I figured you were cat people…for obvious reasons.
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