The awesome illustration by Gloom82… it was love at first sight. Thank you very much for your works, Anton!
– Oh, grandmother, what big pears you have!
– Stop! What is this? What the bullshit did you say?
(The wolf stares at me… Damn! I always fail with accurate quoting!)
– You should say: ‘Oh, grandmother, what big ears you have!’
(I nod. My red cap slides down to my nose. But I don’t surrender.)
– Oh, grandmother, what big wands you have!
– Are you jeering at me? Hands! What big hands you have!
(I keep silence and wait. The wolf is looking on my resume.)
– I cannot understand how you coped with your role in ‘The Green Hornet’! Who is your custodian? I should devastate him! I gauge your dramatic talent like dramatic talent of the fruticose lichen!
– I didn’t have a big role…
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